young jeezy isn't the only one... a conservative friend of mine too

my russian/jew homie dan (who used to watch the o'reilly factor religiously... enough said) wrote an insightful email/blog for us to share... he sent it a couple of weeks ago after we hung out in chicago and i had forgotten about it; but of course i remembered to find it in my inbox when i was watching foxnews (i'm a fair guy... i'll watch both keith olbermann and bill o'reilly these days).

i'm literally copying/pasting this from dan's email so if you don't like it, good luck finding him (he lives in indiana now).

I Want My President Black - by dan the russian jew aka jason statham wannabe

I am one of those people that the media always talks about, the undecided voter. I am also one of those people that can't vote. No, I am not a felon, just Russian. I have been trained since birth to stay away from politics. When the Communists were in power in the former Soviet Union, I had to support them. When the drunks took over after them, I raised my glass of vodka to them. Today I support Vladimir Putin. Given the current state of America, Putin would be a great choice for president. He cleaned up Russia in less than 10 years and the Russian economy has been rising about 7% per year. Putin also only invades countries that he can actually defeat. Since I can't put a PUTIN 08 bumper sticker on my car, I have to choose an American candidate to support.
Given my conservative roots (I like to shoot guns and not pay a lot of taxes) McCain seemed like an obvious choice. That is until he announced his VP pick, the mayorial milf turned hockey mom turned governor of Alaska. Then McCain started talking during the debates. I thought it was 80's night, as McCain pronounced his love for Ronald Reagan, delivered his strong stand against Vladimir of Russia calling him K.G.B, and announced how we should help Afghanistan. McCain, at least in rhetoric, is 20-25 years behind in his thinking. He's crazy not to think that the failed policies of the last eight years do not need a radical makeover. But that is still not the reason why I want a black president.
I recently relocated to Northwest Indiana for grad school. Diversity in this neck of the woods runs 60% hillbilly, 30% redneck, and 10% normal. I was working out at the local gym when I noticed a couple good ole boys with some body artwork. Both of these fellas had openly visible Nazi tattoos on display. It made me wonder what I would do in this particular situation if I was black. I began thinking about all the bull shit Barack Obama has had to deal with through the years. I also began to wonder how pissed off and miserable this despicable Nazi trash would feel if an educated black guy from the South Side of Chicago would be presiding over them. That is the instant moment I became a decided voter. I want a black president.