fake phony chicks...

you know how there are certain people out there that are just phony? we all probably have an acquaintance or two that are just straight up corny while frontin. while i'm not about to name people i know in real life but since i'm bored and i've always wanted to call out a couple of folks i see on tv or something, here it is.

1. BEYONCE

- i know this isn't a popular pick since many guys think she's fine as hell and many girls may think she's an independent woman who doesn't need jay-z's cash, but to me, she's as fake as any fake titties i've seen out in LA. everything she says seems rehearsed, the way she walks/talks and behaves seems orchestrated, and worst of all, she looks bad (and obvious) faking all this shit. we've all heard of the destiny's child beef (i'm on latoya's side, for the record) as well as some media meltdown with her moms and dream girls drama. beyonce's career moves/fake ass ways remind me of j. lo a couple of years ago. i don't care how much the mainstream media kisses her ass. she ain't real to me.

2. TYRA BANKS

- this is a pretty obvious one too. and it's unfortunate because i loved her as a model and as an actor in fresh prince and higher learning (not joking), but her oprah meets i'm your bestfriend who eats cheeseburger routines are getting older than the full house re-runs (again, i used to like those re-runs). one of my really good friends was her assistant for awhile and even she confirmed that tyra was fake as hell. if you oxygen / lifetime watching ladies (and lance bass's) can't see that tyra's duping you, god bless you. those made up scenarios where she dresses up as a fat chick or a dude even (wtf) are straight up ridiculous. actually, her fake "i'm tyra from the block" accent and attitude are just as lame as j lo's title for her album.

3. J. LO

- since i mentioned her a couple of times already, by default, she makes the top 3. from her droppin the N word in that song with ja rule (ironically enough i think the title of the song was IM REAL), to pretending like her and ben affleck were actually gonna get married (yeah and we were all shocked when lance bass came out of the closet), for awhile, j lo was able to sell her image/phoniness and cash in. honestly though, i do think she's gotten smarter and a little more genuine (not so career-conscious) and to my surprise, that dance life show on mtv isn't so bad either.