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December 5, 2006

REX GROSSMAN

for being from chicago, i'm not much of a chicago sports fan. i'm a fighting illini fan, of course (i graduated from u of i in 2003) but for pro sports, i tend to root for my favorite players and their teams (hines ward and the pittsburgh steelers for football and jalen rose and which ever team he's with now).

now every 3-4 years, bears catch the luckiest breaks EVER (remember a couple of seasons ago with all the crazy returns and interceptions?!), only to get embarrassed in the playoffs (steve smith anyone?!).

while i hate to hate on the bears, let's please get rex grossman out of there and put woody paige's favorite brian griese in there. ha. rex grossman's throws are as bad as my boy dan's jokes.

here's some footage of our boy rex... you be the judge

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everyone around him is moving so fast while he's unwinding that throw... 1 mississippi ... 2 mississippi... you get the point

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even my mom knows that grossman's been throwin picks because of his poor mechanics. even his action figure throws off his back foot!

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ok so i'm not trying to rat him out or anything but what the fuck?! after practices, rex is partying at a wicker park hangout doing balloons til he falls backwards. dude, you need those braincells if you want to call the right play.


i think we've displayed enough reasons as to why the bears need a new QB.

Posted by jesse at December 5, 2006 4:14 PM

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