take the quiz and win a date with my friend dan

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Ladies take the Dan survey and Win a Date with Me
Category: Quiz/Survey

This survey is designed to find my optimal female counterpart. Although some of the choices are extreme exaggerations, please choose the response that applies to you the most. The survey examines such topics as sports, art, hobbies, sex, personality, family, tolerance, and general thinking. Each answer has a point total of positive, negative, or zero points. Whoever gets the most points, gets a date with me. Ladies Good Luck!!!

1. Your relationship with your father can be best described as
a. Hang on dad, I gotta take this stupid survey, Ill call you right back.(10)
b. Daddy gets me whatever I want and pays for all my bills.(5)
c. My dad is a man of few words but at least hes around.(0)
d. My parents are divorced and I see my dad once a year.(-5)
e. I dont know who my father is.(-25)

2. When it comes to basketball
a. I think the spurs chances are always good, but Im really rooting for Dirk and the Mavs.(10)
b. I was on the basketball team in High School but stopped playing cause Im so hot.(5)
c. I dont really watch anymore since Jordan retired.(0)
d. Im dating Shaq.(-5)
e. Whats a basketball.(-10)

3. A good work out for you would be
a. Going to the gym Monday-Friday and doing cardio on the weekends.(10)
b. Great sex all week long.(5)
c. Does dancing at the club count.(0)
d. Going to the mall or walking to Jenny Craig.(-5)
e. My doctor says I cant work out until after my surgery.(-10)

4. What do you think of Judaism or Jews?
a. Im actually knitting a yamaka for my grandpa right now.(10)
b. I liked the last Ben Stiller movie and got sad after watching Munich.(5)
c. Im not Jewish but my lawyer, doctor, jeweler, accountant, & dentist are.(0)
d. Arent those the people that killed Jesus.(-5)
e. I saw The Passion of the Christ 6 times in the theatres, then I bought it on DVD, told all my friends and family to watch it, and am planning on watching it later on tonight.(-25)

5. Speaking of movies, lets have a Blockbuster night what would you rent?
a. My uncle Marty sent me a box set of Casino, Raging Bull, Gangs of New York, Goodfellas, and Taxi driver, so no need to go anywhere.(10)
b. Im thinking comedy maybe something from the 80s with Eddie Murphy or Chevy Chase or something current with Vince Vaughn.(5)
c. I saw this great foreign flick at Cannes/Sundance.(0)
d. Anything with Jennifer Anniston or Ben Affleck.(-5)
e. Ive Seen every Jlo movie except this new one, lets get it.(-10)

6. When it comes to politics
a. Bush speaks funny but hes better than John Kerry and Howard Dean.(10)
b. Obama/Sharpton in 08.(5)
c. Both the Democrats and the Republicans suck.(0)
d. Im moving to China to escape the oppression of Capitalism after I get a tan with Fidel in Cuba.(-5)
e. Al Gore got robbed in 2000, Gore and Hillary in 2012.(-10)

7. Im so into Pop culture but
a. Im sick of everyone feuding with Lindsay Lohan and giving Kevin Federline such a hard time, hes cute, fertile, and he can dance.(10)
b. Entertainment Weekly, US, and People magazine have the dumbest articles.(5)
c. I cant keep up cause Im so busy all the time.(0)
d. Im tired of waiting for the new Ashlee Simpson album Ill just watch reruns of Newlyweds in the meantime.(-5)
e. I dont own a TV, have access to a Radio or the internet, and live in a bunker in Western Afghanistan.(-10)

8. My ideal guy is
a. Bruce Willis.(10)
b. Kevin Federline.(5)
c. Jude Law.(0)
d. Dr. Phil.(-5)
e. Ryan Seacreast.(-10)

9. How many sexual partners have you had?
a. Just my ex boyfriend and my high school sweetheart.(10)
b. I was in a popular sorority in college so you do the math.(5)
c. Im saving my virginity for the right guy.(0)
d. Just my ex boyfriend and his two best friends, and Kobe Bryant.(-5)
e. How many guys are on the Football team?(-10)

10. Im so into Art
a. Im the one that stole the Scream from the museum, twice.(10)
b. I pose nude on the weekends to help struggling artists.(5)
c. My parents took me to the Louvre.(0)
d. I hung a poster of Mariah Carey on the wall and framed the cd
cover.(-5)
e. I decorated my Myspace page with Gucci wallpaper.(-10)

11. In your IPOD playlist you have
a. A bit of everything.(10)
b. Mostly Hip hop and dance music.(5)
c. John Meyer & Mariah Carey.(0)
d. The best of Liza Minelli, Bette Midler, and the Beatles.(-5)
e. My pastor says the IPOD is from the devil, Im only allowed to listen to Christian music in my cd player at home.(-10)

12. If you were a celebrity, which fad religion would you choose?
a. Kaballah with Madonna and Britney.(10)
b. Anything other than Catholicism.(5)
c. Buddhism(0)
d. Tom and Katie convinced me that Scientology has all the answers.(-5)
e. I cant talk now, Im driving over to Mel Gibsons church.(-10)

13. Your ideal vacation getaway is
a. Coast of Spain, South Beach, or anywhere in Mexico.(10)
b. Anywhere as long as the company is good.(5)
c. Europe in the spring, America in the summer.(0)
d. Skiing in Colorado.(-5)
e. Unicef mission to Africa with Bono.(-10)

14. I stay in shape and follow a strict diet by
a. Doing coke with supermodels.(10)
b. Eating organic and cooking myself.(5)
c. Not eating meat, Im a vegetarian.(0)
d. Listening to Oprah.(-5)
e. Liposuction, didnt you see me on E! , Dr. 90210. (-10)

15. What TV show best describes your family
a. Entourage.(10)
b. The Simpsons.(5)
c. The Brady Bunch.(0)
d. Newlyweds.(-5)
e. Jerry Springer.(-10)


Thanks for taking the survey. Now you can add up the points and see how you fared.
If you got 125 to 150, we could be soulmates, pack up the bags and go to South Beach.
If you got 75 to 124, we might have some chemistry, sushi and a movie.
If you got 0 to 74, we can compromise and work out our differences.

If you got -1 to -100, I dont think things are gonna work out.

If you got -101 to -200, you either hate me or you might be a lesbian Nazi.

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